Tabitha Layne

Escorting

Why you have to meet Jeniveve Delacroix

She is the young woman in the corner of the cafe engrossed in a  latte and a Foucault book. She is the one you can’t keep your eyes off of as you wait for your coffee. She’s the reason you decide to drink it at a table as close to her as you can get rather than […]

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You can hide your face but you are still highly exposed. Anyone can find you on those innumerable escort advertising sites, including creeps and stalkers, including your old sorority sisters, including your family. No matter what security measures you take, your ad will eventually end up in plain view of someone who should never see […]

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Top 10 Ways Escorts Stimulate the Economy

1. The average In Call escort spends $2-5,000 per month on hotels. This is on top of her $3,000 rent at her midtown high rise. 2. Escorts are religious groomers who have perfected the art of self maintenance. Find them at the nail shop weekly, the hair salon monthly, and the spa as often as […]

What No One Talks About

I love to talk about what no one talks about, the taboo, the forbidden, the hidden. And then I usually like to do it. But in this case, I have not done it, but I have a friend who has. No, seriously, I do- a friend. In fact I have a few friends who have […]

I’m Lucky

Today I had my first meeting after a six week vacation. I was excited but not nervous as I was meeting with someone that I already knew and liked very much.  He was running late and I could tell  right away that he had rushed to get to me. I gave him a big hug […]

A personal interview

Here are answers to all of the questions I get asked most frequently. Read up and that way, when we next meet, we can skip the small talk and get right to the, ahem, dancing… Q: Do you have a boyfriend or a lover? A: Yes, you, my beloved & cherished client! I have boyfriends […]

Freedom

So here I am on vacation doing my favorite thing to do on (any) vacation: planning my next one. It’s not that I am not content. It’s not that I do not enjoy the moments as they come. It’s just that I (really) enjoy having things to look forward to. I enjoy planning trips and […]

Work is Love

“Work is love made visible.” – Khalil Gibran When you left today, I kissed you goodbye, and thanked you for spending your precious time with me. I walked you to the door with my hand on your back. My last view of you was from the side, your profile, as you turned to head to […]

A Note from a Religious Fanatic

Occasionally, I receive emails from religious fanatics interested in helping me absolve my life of moral sin and impurity. Mostly they are full of curses, condemnations, reminding me of my upcoming spot in Hell where I will burn forever, and are written in all caps. Today I got a really sweet one. The tone was […]

Tabitha Recommends: Chicago!

Well I have been here for nearly 72 hours now. I thought to be fair, I might wait at least that long before I gush about how amazing this city is! Here are some highlights so far: 1. Everyone is friendly. This is odd because when I look around and see skyscrapers and busy streets […]

Escort Etiquette For Beginners

There is a first time for everything; we have all been a beginner at everything we do. Often, the first time we do something is remembered as the best time, for years to come. Here is how to make that true of meeting your first escort. Included are tips to help with your selection of […]

Beyond Expectation. Beyond Imagination. Beyond Boudior

Beyond Expectation. Beyond Imagination. Beyond Boudior