Tabitha Layne

Truly Tabitha

Stories, photos, and sweet nothings

Generous by Nature

In his best-selling book, Five Languages of Love, Gary Chapman describes the five primary ways people show love. One of them is by giving gifts. That is my way. I love giving gifts. I mean LOVE. Christmas is my absolute favorite time of year. Find me whistling through the mall and boutiques looking for hours […]

Music Tells Our Story

One thing that I have always found curious is our habit, upon meeting new people, to immediately ask them what they do for a living. Why is this? Does someone’s job or career define them or is it the most telling clue to knowing who they are, at their core? I doubt it, even in […]

Tabitha’s Top Three for 2019

It’s genuinely been a great year, one of my best to date. I’m counting blessings by the dozen but here are my top three for 2019. #1 – I committed to a new fitness routine that has me feeling stronger and sexier than ever! The first time I took a HIIT Bootcamp Class, I thought […]

Why you have to meet Jeniveve Delacroix

She is the young woman in the corner of the cafe engrossed in a  latte and a Foucault book. She is the one you can’t keep your eyes off of as you wait for your coffee. She’s the reason you decide to drink it at a table as close to her as you can get rather than […]

Tabitha in San Francisco caught on videotape

Enjoy these stills from my NEW video. In this video, I stayed home, in my own fair city. San Francisco is so photogenic. It’s a more up close and personal video; it’s a look into my typical days, and into me. See the glamorous me who loves to dress, dance, dine and who, of course, enjoys: the finer-things-in-life. […]

Some Selfies Before I Go

Adding some eye candy just before I take a short personal hiatus… See you soon!

Attn. Fellow Grammar Geeks

This is a great article for grammar geeks and anyone who thinks correct English still matters. 25 Common Grammar Mistakes to Check For in Your Writing

The Paradox of Our Age

“We have bigger houses and smaller families: more convenience, but less time. We have degrees but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgement; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less healthiness. We have been all the way to the moon and back,  but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. […]

The Lost Art of Relaxation

I am trying the staycation thing out. It’s hard to relax here at home. I was thinking I would do a lot of yoga, cook, read, disconnect, and be still for some periods of time. So far I slept through yoga (two classes), realized I had no food and so I made a Thai food […]

Bring out the Kink!

You already know that I tend towards deviance.  I consider myself fairly kinky but sometimes, my kinkiness sits on the back burner – for much too long. Lately, I feel it simmer and then, I remember- Sparkling, multi-colored, multi-faceted gem butt plugs stuffed away in velvet bags in my lingerie drawer that need a shine. […]

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You can hide your face but you are still highly exposed. Anyone can find you on those innumerable escort advertising sites, including creeps and stalkers, including your old sorority sisters, including your family. No matter what security measures you take, your ad will eventually end up in plain view of someone who should never see […]

A Dead Christmas

I am so sad that Christmas is over. I didn’t even get a chance to say Merry Christmas here so: Merry Christmas! I am still listening to Christmas music, (can’t get enough of Brenda Lee) even after seeing the Dead & Co. last night at Bill Graham Auditorium and having all of those fantastic songs […]

Check out my arches

It’s been a while since I’ve blogged. I’ll add some words here soon, I swear. In the meantime, check out my arches.

Folsom Street Fair

I love when I come across events or happenings that are truly “only in San Francisco.” They tend to be rather extreme and, although the Summer of Love and the beat poets are long gone, these “only in SF” things tend to toe at boundaries, deviate from the norm, and sometimes- shock. The Folsom Street […]

Yoga Lesson

Many of you know how much I enjoy my yoga practice and some of you have asked me to show you a few poses. So here you go, a quick lesson for all…

Eternal Queen of Soul

Rest in Peace Aretha Franklin . You’ll be the Queen of Soul Eternally.

What Martin Luther King, Nicole Kidman, Mel Gibson and I Share

Probably not much collectively except our personality type. (Really? Mel Gibson?) This is pretty much spot on for me though I am not quite as selfless and pure as this makes me sound, or as much as MLK, Mother Teresa, and Nelson Mandela, who are also INFJs, were. Find out more or about your own […]

A Different Kind of Love

You could accurately say that I fall in love easily. I am a passionate person. I fall in love with ideas (especially entrepreneurial ones!), with places (just add white sand and clear water), and people, often. There is a lot to love in this huge world of infinite varieties and possibilities after all. The people […]

Two ways to view loss

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” What a fabulous little phrase coined by Dr. Suess. A shining example of the beauty and power of simplicity. Talk about two ways to see the world! Talk about attitude being everything! Recently, I found a similar quote by Khalil Gibran. Simplicity is substituted by poetics […]

Learning Los Angeles

This post comes to you live from Los Angeles, from the 11th story of a nice hotel just off the 405 freeway. I have no idea where I am- and I arrived on Friday. I come to LA often and have enjoyed many of its offerings. My friends who live down here always lead the […]

Top 10 Ways Escorts Stimulate the Economy

1. The average In Call escort spends $2-5,000 per month on hotels. This is on top of her $3,000 rent at her midtown high rise. 2. Escorts are religious groomers who have perfected the art of self maintenance. Find them at the nail shop weekly, the hair salon monthly, and the spa as often as […]

Gloom, No Doom

I arrived home to SF today from a warm, sunny location- straight into the eye of the storm. I could not be happier to be here! This foggy, windy, stormy San Francisco  weather has always been comforting, romantic, and even inspiring to me. I love to write when it’s raining, and read, plus staying in […]

Love is Power

“You don’t wait until you’re on your dying bed and decide to love everybody you hated. No. You begin that now. Love everybody. There is power in love. Love is power.” -Cecil Williams

What Love Is And Is Not

I’ve never encountered a more concrete explanation of the intangible topic of love than what Jack Gilbert offers here. Thank you for sharing this with me (you know who you are). It has become one of my favorite poems of all time. The Great Firesby Jack Gilbert Love is apart from all things.Desire and excitement […]

What No One Talks About

I love to talk about what no one talks about, the taboo, the forbidden, the hidden. And then I usually like to do it. But in this case, I have not done it, but I have a friend who has. No, seriously, I do- a friend. In fact I have a few friends who have […]

I’m Lucky

Today I had my first meeting after a six week vacation. I was excited but not nervous as I was meeting with someone that I already knew and liked very much.  He was running late and I could tell  right away that he had rushed to get to me. I gave him a big hug […]

Lazy Day

Today is one of my laziest days ever. I managed to sleep until 11. I may not have done that since I was a teenager. My cat, who is used to breakfast by 7, tried everything to get me out of bed and to his food cabinet but I resisted until he just gave up […]

A personal interview

Here are answers to all of the questions I get asked most frequently. Read up and that way, when we next meet, we can skip the small talk and get right to the, ahem, dancing… Q: Do you have a boyfriend or a lover? A: Yes, you, my beloved & cherished client! I have boyfriends […]

Write Back Soon

It’s bad, and getting worse. Although I am diligently trying to keep up with my email, my efforts are failing. I don’t even receive a flood of emails everyday, which is why I feel extra bad and have no excuse at all. A small but thankfully steady stream of notes show up in my box […]

Freedom

So here I am on vacation doing my favorite thing to do on (any) vacation: planning my next one. It’s not that I am not content. It’s not that I do not enjoy the moments as they come. It’s just that I (really) enjoy having things to look forward to. I enjoy planning trips and […]

You All Know the Story of the Other Woman

Anne Sexton is my favorite poet. She was married to the same man for most of her adult life and carried on numerous affairs with a wide variety of men. She fell in love easily, and frequently, and she wrote about it. This is a poem about being the “other woman” when the morning comes. […]

Work is Love

“Work is love made visible.” – Khalil Gibran When you left today, I kissed you goodbye, and thanked you for spending your precious time with me. I walked you to the door with my hand on your back. My last view of you was from the side, your profile, as you turned to head to […]

A Note from a Religious Fanatic

Occasionally, I receive emails from religious fanatics interested in helping me absolve my life of moral sin and impurity. Mostly they are full of curses, condemnations, reminding me of my upcoming spot in Hell where I will burn forever, and are written in all caps. Today I got a really sweet one. The tone was […]

Ahh … Ralph Waldo Emerson

Such exquisite observations… “Love of beauty is taste. Creation of beauty is art.”

Tabitha Recommends: Lady Gaga

She’s been my obsession for just over a year now. It all began when a good friend, with great musical taste, bought her second album The Fame Monster for me claiming, “You gotta hear this; she is the new thing; she has real talent”. He had just caught her show at the large yet intimate […]

Love and Let Go

I believe that we meet each other at exactly the right time that we need each other. It’s easy to know when you’ve found someone who can satisfy your need at the exact  time that it is most critical to you. It happens just when hope begins to slip. You meet someone who reminds you […]

Tabitha Recommends: Chicago!

Well I have been here for nearly 72 hours now. I thought to be fair, I might wait at least that long before I gush about how amazing this city is! Here are some highlights so far: 1. Everyone is friendly. This is odd because when I look around and see skyscrapers and busy streets […]

Five Ways To Be a Better Lover

1. Go slow. Yes, there is a time for hot, fast, passionate lovemaking but it is not everyday that your lover is returning from combat or a six month self-realization trip to India. There is no rush. Take your time and be in the moment. Take your time and notice all of your senses being stimulated. […]

Escort Etiquette For Beginners

There is a first time for everything; we have all been a beginner at everything we do. Often, the first time we do something is remembered as the best time, for years to come. Here is how to make that true of meeting your first escort. Included are tips to help with your selection of […]

The origin of sexy

I feel most pretty in an A-line dress, pleated, with pearls. Yet most gentlemen prefer petticoats, which nowadays are called thongs. I feel most sexy in shorts and sneaks, running, soaked in sweat. But society says, better yet stockings, heels, a short skirt. In a cardigan and cargoes I go, unnoticed, naturally. No one imagines […]

Beyond Expectation. Beyond Imagination. Beyond Boudior

Beyond Expectation. Beyond Imagination. Beyond Boudior